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愚人节英文短信

1、您打开了破坏短信息。正在执行删除通讯录全部信息将丢失请稍侯。

You open the short message。 All of the information is to delete contacts will be lost, please wait。

2、现在是凌晨点,可以起来嘘嘘了,我已经没钱给你买尿布湿了。

Is the point in the morning, can up to hush now, I have no money to buy you a diaper is wet。

3、我一首无名诗,世上很少有人知,只有我和傻瓜知,傻瓜正在读此诗!

I a obscure poem, very few people know the world, only a fool and I know, a fool is reading the poem!

4、报告:您此时的睡觉姿势不正确。为了您的身体健康,请您起来重睡……手机实时监测系统。

Report: at this time you sleeping posture is not correct。 For your health, please you up heavy sleep…… Mobile real-time monitoring system。

5、你看看你,美国头,法国腰,印度鼻子,香港脚,人不人,鬼不鬼,只有一个脑袋,两条腿。

You see you, the head, waist, France India nose, athlete’s foot, people don’t people, ghost not ghost, only one head, two legs。

6、有句话我一直想跟你说,可每次心都跳得厉害不好意思说出口:其实,你长得好可爱,就象一头小白猪!

There are words I always wanted to tell you, but every heart jump very much embarrassed to say: actually, you look very lovely, just like a little pig!

7、亲爱的,真对不起。自从昨晚我们浪漫一吻时,你从我嘴里舔出半截豆芽,我就牢记了饭后一定刷牙!

Dear, I’m really sorry。 Since we last night a romantic kiss, you from my mouth lick of bean sprouts, I remember must brush your teeth after the meal!

8、结婚是失误,离婚是觉悟,再婚是谬误,复婚是执迷不悟,生孩子是犯个大错误,一个人过什么都不耽误。

Getting married is a mistake, divorce is awakening, remarriage is a fallacy, remarry is bigotry, having children is a big mistake, a person lead what all don’t delay。

9、今天晚上有流星雨,听说到时会有一只大猪从天上飞过,可惜我要睡觉,你就好了,有那么多人看着你飞!

At night there is a meteor shower, I heard that there will be a big pig to once fly from the sky, but I’m trying to sleep, you good, there are so many people looking at you fly!

10、我觉得认识你这么久了,你这人特别的,极度的,非常的,罕见的,与众不同的笨,而且笨得可爱,嘻嘻,别生气啊!愚人节快乐!

I think to know you so long, you are special person, extreme, very rare, unusual silly, but stupid cute, hee hee, don’t be angry! Happy April fool’s day!

11、对不起,我不小心把电话簿删了!你是沈金并吗?还是刘茫或者秦寿?难道是梅仁幸?如果都不是,那你一定是朱投!朱投!

I’m sorry, I accidentally put the phone book deleted! Are you a Shen Jin and? Or permanent or Qin Shou liu? Is it MeiRenXing? If no, then you must be cast zhu! Zhu cast!

12、据美国麻省理工大研究发现,打手机前把手机在水中泡1分钟,可完全避免电磁波对人体大脑的辐射,切记!

According to the Massachusetts polytechnic, the study found the mobile phone in the water soak 1 minute before cell phones, can completely avoid electromagnetic radiation on human brain, remember!

13、可怜的手机用户,非常遗憾,由于您确认了此条短信,所以传染了愚人节细菌。现在细菌正迈着矫健的步伐通过你的身体。

Poor mobile phone users, very sorry, because you confirmed that this text messages, so bacteria infected the April fool’s day。 Bacteria are now with the lithe step through your body。

14、第一眼见到你,我就对自己说:你就是我今生要奋斗的目标,我要追求你,我要拥抱你。我要公布:我爱你………人民币!

See you for the first time, I just said to myself: you are my this life goal to strive, I want to pursue you, I want to hug you。 I want to announce: I love you……。 The yuan!

15、通碟:阁下最近和一美妙女子交往甚密,频繁利用手机短信眉目传情,本信息台现将民意传达:亿万中华猛男将与你为敌!

Disc: you recently dating a beautiful woman, frequent use of mobile phone text messages to flirt, to convey the opinion of this info now: hundreds of millions of Chinese male will be with you!

16、读出下面的字,你将获得月薪2000000的工作,试题如下:簟璁醭歙艽绱癀穑魍旃偬彘硪钚鲥硐。愚人节快乐!

Read the following words, you will receive a monthly salary of 2000000 work, try the following: Dian Cong pellicle increased Jiao attach Huang was Wang zhan MAO MAO zhan zong plutonium。 Happy April fool’s day!

17、你血压高,血脂高,职位不高。大会不发言,小会不发言,前列腺发炎。政绩不突出,业绩不突出,腰间盘突出。

You high blood pressure, high blood fat, position is not high。 No speak, moment don’t speak, prostate gland inflammation。 The poor performance is outstanding, outstanding performance, between the waist dish outstanding。

18、紧急通告:我市精神病院有一病人脱逃,敬请广大市民小心!该病人特征:喜爱拿一假手机看信息!口头禅:神经病!

Urgent notice: our city mental hospital patients with a escape, please citizens to be careful! The patient characteristics: like a fake phone to see information! Pet phrase: mental derangement!

19、昨天,我梦见你了,真的!阳光是那么明媚,你站在蔚蓝的海边,我拿小棍一捅你:嘿,这小王八,壳还挺硬!哈,愚人节快乐!

Yesterday, I dreamed you, true of! Sunshine is so beautiful, your station’s seaside in deep blue, I take small stick one tong you, hey, this kinglet eight, the shell still pretty hard! Ha, happy April fool’s day!

20、你对我叫:爱我就想让你抱抱我,爱我就想让你亲亲我,爱我就想让你喂喂我。才明白你为什么眼里含泪水?因为可爱的猫咪对鱼肉爱得深。

You call to me, love me just want to let you hug me, love me just wanted to let you kiss me, love me just want you to feed me。 To understand why you with tears in his eyes? For lovely cat fish love deeper。

21、你见或者不见我,我的短信都会发到你那里;你念或者不念我,我心中的愿望都不会改变;你爱或者不爱我,我的话还是那一句。欠债还钱,天经地义。

You see or not see me, where my message will be sent to you; You read or not read me, the desire in my heart will never change; You love or not love I, I still that sentence。 Though, for granted。

22、恭喜你已被美国牛精大学野蛮系氓流班录取,请带齐你的烂盆破碗、疑难杂症到喷粪路铁达尼号美国大屎馆报道。

Congratulations you have been wild cattle fine university admissions department for self-protection flow classes, please bring your lousy basin broken bowl, incurable diseases to use abusive language road Titanic the big shit house report。

23、我可怜的朋友,为什么每次你都是“错位”:主持葬礼,你说了一句:远方的客人请你留下来!主持婚礼,你唱了一句:好花不常开,好景不常在!

My poor friend, why every time you are “dislocation” : take funerals, you said 1: the distance of the guest please stay! Presided over the wedding, you sing, good flowers don’t often open, every day is not Sunday!

24、青春热恋的时候,你说爱我备受摧残的容颜;暮年扶持的时候,你说君生吾未生的甜言。生死离别的时候,我终于知道你真的心愿。亲爱的,愚人节快乐!

Youth in love, when you told me you loved me tortured appearance; Old-age support, you said you was born I was not born of sweetness。 Life and death to leave, I finally know that you really wish。 Dear, happy April fool’s day!

25、我几乎忘了今天是什么日子,要不是想到你,我是察觉不了的。日子一天一天过,今天是你的好日子,你千万不要忘记,今天是你的节日,祝你愚人节快乐!

I almost forgot what day is it, if it weren’t for thinking of you, I cannot be detected。 Day by day to day, today is a day of you, you don’t ever forget, today is you of festival, I wish you a happy April fool’s day!

26、拔苗助长是蛮干,守株待兔是白干,刻舟求剑是方便,亡羊补牢是实践,掩耳盗铃是荒诞,此地无银是示范,你若继续往下看,马上变成大傻蛋!愚人节快乐!

Develop is passing, waiting is in vain, making his mark is convenient, is a practice, mend the ostrich is absurd, not silver is demonstration area, if you continue to look down, immediately into a big jerk! Happy April fool’s day!

27、你上学了,就有了学院;你唱戏了,就有了戏院;你演剧了,就有了剧院;你拍电影了,就有了影院;那我问你,你怎么了,就有了疯人院?愚人节快乐!

You go to school, you had the college; You are singing opera, the theatre; You play, you have the theatre; You make a film, you have the theaters; Then I ask you, what’s wrong with you, there will be a lunatic asylum? Happy April fool’s day!

28、朋友当中属你最帅,人群当中你最具气质,你就是我心目中的男神,今天是不是收到了很多祝福,我的当然也不能少,愚人节快乐,别光傻笑,记得转发呀。

Belong to you the most handsome among friends, who you the most temperament, you are the man of god, in my mind today whether received many blessings, I of course also cannot little, happy April fool’s day, don’t just giggle, remember to forward。

29、时间真是奇妙,由于近来太阳离子太强,太阳下打手机会出现无信号现象,千万不要慌,请你在打手机时另一只手高举过头挡住阳光!记住,越高越好!

Time is really wonderful, due to the recent sun ion is too strong, the sun hatchet man opportunity to appear no signal phenomenon, don’t panic, please at hatchet man machine another hand over their heads to hold back sunshine! Remember, the higher the better!

30、风过花飞,斩不断的是对你无数的牵牵绊绊。没有人知道,这种想念是如何的痛彻心肺,如何的将心彻底掏空再无情撕碎。你的身影总在心中飞,让我醉!

Wind flowers fly, continuously is the countless led stumbles to trip for you。 No one knows, this miss how enough sorrow, how will the heart completely emptied ruthless tore up again。 Your shadow always fly in the heart, let me drunk!

31、听说你最近很神气:普京扶你下飞机,布什给你当司机,麦当娜陪你上楼梯,金喜善给你做烤鸡,刘德华帮你倒垃圾,连我都要给你发短信息。朋友,你火了!

I heard that you recently very proud: Mr Putin helped you off the plane, and bush to you when the driver, Madonna accompany you up the stairs, Kim hee-sun give you roast chicken, liu dehua to help you take out the trash, I will send you a short information。 Friend, you fire!

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